Another Time-Wasting Idea for Writers: The Pointless Quiz posted in Time-wasters on November 3, 2010 by Professor Twitmore F. Twatface SHARE Tweet Share this postYou can make them up yourself, then con strangers into wasting their own time taking them. Here’s the first:What obscure body part are you?If you were a body part, what would you be? Start QuizPage 1 of 4 A really cute guy/girl asks you out!!! You call the police tell him/her you're old enough to be his/her grandmother/grandfather ask him/her what kind of girl/guy does he/she think you are? say "sure" and then prank him so that he shows up at the wrong address and gets clocked by your crazy Uncle Delbert wake up sneer, say "Good one!" and walk away, your heart shattering into jagged shards Page 2 of 4 It's third period and you're late for Mrs. Armbruster's geometry test. You rush into class, grab a test sheet, and head for your desk. You notice that everyone is pointing at you and laughing, Then you realize you aren't wearing any pants. You bolt for the door, covering your ass with the test sheet vomit wake up in bed wake up on the classroom floor, half-naked and covered with vomit pass the test with flying colors secretly enjoy yourself Page 3 of 4 You awaken from a terrible nightmare, the details of which are instantly lost to you. You are drenched in cold sweat and have an overwhelming thirst. Blindly, you grope your way to the bathroom. You turn on the light, and there, in the mirror over the sink, is a sight that stops your breath. It's a death threat written in lip gloss tiny speckles of toothpaste that spell out 666 your face, aged fifty years your actual face right this minute a post-it with a smiley face the spitting image of Cthulu Page 4 of 4 Your favorite fashion color is salmon trout bone concrete blancmange sperm What obscure body part are you?
